Wanna hear a religious horse joke?
There once was a man who wanted a beautiful white horse. So he went to church and began to pray. A priest overheard his prayers. He said, “I have beautiful white horse, and Im a good guy, you can have it for free.” The man is ecstatic.
A day later the man is picking up the horse from the priests house. The priest says “Now, this is a holy horse. You have to say thank God to make him go and holy crap to make him stop.”
The man begins to ride the horse home. Along the way he begins to run, but soon realizes that there is a cliff up ahead. At the top of his he shouts “Holy Crap!” The horse stopped only 2 feet away from the cliff. In a sigh of relief, the man wipes his brow and says “Thank God.”
Haha funny…
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